Here's for a good laugh

a little comic verse:

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

[Chorus]
Clone, clone of my won,
With your Y-chromosome changed to X
And when I’m alone
With my little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex

Oh, give me a clone
Is my sorrowful moan
A clone that is wholly my own
And if she’s an X
Of the feminine sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we’re prone.

My heart’s not of stone
As I’ve frequently shown
When alone with my little X
And after we’ve dined
I am sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex

Why should such sex vex
Or disturb or perplex
Or induce such a disparaging tone
After all don’t you see
Since we’re both of us me
When we’re having sex, I’m alone

And after we’re done
She will still have her fun
For I’ll clone myself twice ere I die
And this time without fail
They’ll be both of them male
And they’ll ravage her by and by.

-a poetic parody by Isaac Asimov




Just for laughs.

May the Force be with everyone, always, and that it will be equals to the product of your mass and acceleration.